Tuesday, July 13, 2004

I have thought there was something just wrong and stupid about the Hummer H2 since I first saw one. I always thought the people were just lame asses who were too wimpy for a real Hummer (which no none really needs unless you live waaaaaaaaay out in the tundra or something) now I am happy to find out that plenty of people agree with me .Here are some other reasons why.
The H2 is the ultimate poseur vehicle. It has the chassis of a Chevy Tahoe and a body that looks like the original Hummer; i.e. it's a Chevy Tahoe in disguise.
The H2 is a gas guzzler. Because it has a gross vehicle weight rating over 8500 lbs, the US government does not require it to meet federal fuel efficiency regulations. Hummer isn't even required to publish its fuel economy (owners indicate that they get around 10 mpg for normal use).
The H2 is a tax loophole. Under Bush's new tax plan, business owners can deduct the entire cost of their $55,000 H2. If you are in the highest tax bracket, that's a tax savings of nearly $20,000! The government rewards you more savings for buying an H2 than you'd get for buying an electric car.
These among other reasons are proof that the hummer has replaces the corvette as the ultimate accessory for the over compensating type. GM should have 24inch spreewell spinners as an option being as the real reason to own an H2 is to front not to drive through the woods in the mud
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