I often get a stupid song stuck in my head almost always a wonderfully awful hit like Eddie Murphy's Party all the time but today it seems to be Stacy Q's Two of hearts .I want you to think of the chorus and share my pain .Maybe we could all whistle a bit of it when you walk past a stranger spread it around.

Here is an interesting and scary story a friend of mine told me the other day .He worked for the polls during the last presidential election as the guy who goes to the polls and transports the ballots back to the headquarters where they count the votes.He and another guy would go around to the various schools etc. and collect a few ballot containers at a time to save on trips back and forth. Well as he was driving three or four ballot containers equaling thousands of votes he was listening to the radio . The radio station announces the election results for ohio. Not only have all the votes not been counted they are in the back of his truck and they haven't even picked them all up yet. Scary

I was shopping at one of the trendy mall shops today and noticed something that made me think...What the hell is going on with the long bangs on the metrosexual guys selling and shopping for clothing?! Anyone anyone is 1960s Mick Jagger DNA in the water or what.

So some woman wrote a response to my Letter I will post it tomorrow I am too lazy right now. As I write this there are some sort of civil defense or weathher sirens going off .I donnt know what they mean so I cannot see how they are very effective at anything but waking up people for no apparent reason.

Here is a copy of my recent letter to the editor in the local paper I am waiting for the church bus to show up to save me or stone me I am not certain which.

It seems it may be time to change the name of the editorial page in this paper to "Christian Viewpoints", nearly every day there is as least one letter or story printed professing views that take Christian opinion and biblical text as fact . The majority of the worlds population does not believe the stories in the Bible to be historical fact nor a code to live by . If the people of the world would make their decisions simply based compassion for other living beings rather than a selfish hope for reward at the end of this life because a book told them to we would surely live in a better world. If Jesus were alive today I am certain he would agree.

I will be sure to post respose letters as they come in.

I was looking at Yesterland ,a website about Disneyland (I have never been myself my family was more into zoos and museums and free things) and it seems that Disney has lost its way in the 50s and 60s there were all sort of cool attractions about space, pirates, cowboys and all sort of other stuff. Now it seems it is all about here are some rides that relate to movies and lame videos we made and the merchandise you should buy to go along with it.

I have been meaning to write about DJ Danger Mouse's Grey album the mix of JayZ's Black album and The Beatles White Album .I was excited to hear it even though I am not a Jay Z fan well I have to say I was disappointed .Maybe it is because I don't like jay z much but really it isn't very good at all and DJ danger Mouse could have matched Jay's flow a little better .Now I see another DJ has mixed with Metallicas Black album hmmmm we will see this act and its distribution will surely cause Lars to get all worked up again and that is always good as he was onne of the loudest mouths helping to spoil the party in the first place.

The cough medicine I recently bought has this warning : Ask a doctor before use if you have a cough that occurs with too much phlegm (mucus). Now this gets me thinking, how much phlegm is too much and who decides what is an appropriate amount . Is there a council on phlegm amount standards or is this a personal decision . This will surely need further research.

So I am at the office Max and I am getting some CDRs when this aspiring rapper or whatever and his sidekick are loudly looking for some music cdrs making certain everyone knew what they were shopping for .Being the swell and friendly guy I am I feel the need to help these guys out and give them the wisdom that they are getting ripped off if they buy "Music Cdrs" as there really isn't any difference inn them and good quality regular media .So rather than thank me and but what they want anyway or actually try the regular kind they have to argue their point of view that there is a difference and they know . Maybe they thought I was from the mess up rap music secret society who tricks rappers into buying inferior media by praying on the budget concsious mind of the struggling artist . It made me think why would I want to help some random idiot out in the first place. Or perhaps I was using this innocent bystander in my subconscious war against big business. Maybe I wanted to make them look stupid for being loud and stupid.Oh well who cares anyway.

Everyone should go to my shop on CafePress and buy offensive stuff. Well only offensive to idiots.

It certainly hhas been a while since a post oh well . Went to Detroit to visit family and deliver the ford Fiesta I sold to Karens uncle. The plan was for me to drive it up .I put a fresh battery in it the night before, I was a little concerned as it had never ran quite right . Thr orange beast had never wanted to rev past 3000 rpm severely restricting acceleration .I took off the air cleaner as an afterthought and zoooooooom the car was like a mini rocket it spun the tires in second. I began to think i should keep it . We got all ready for adventure two way radios and all headed out got about 40 miles and the car said ....no. It just sputtered and quit I figured it must be the fuel pump and with a two year old and increasingly more irritated wife we just went to the only truck place and plunked down 3 bills for a big truck and a car trailer to take the thing on up .Of course the car fired right up and i drove it onto the trailer . the drive went fine from there on and the new owner was excited about the non running car (he later bought a $21 ignition module annd all is well) .Audrey had bug 2 year old fun giving Grandma Froody a hard time and tested out her skills at getting what she wants at any cost be it whining crying or looking cute they all work in their own way. I now have only one car and can begin the garage area clean up . It is amazing how much trach and junk a person will pile up behind a fence.After I write this stuff I wonder why anyone would read it,nnot that i care either way.

The last was a funny one but here is some info that proves that there is nothing funny about our imperial leader and yet another reason to get him out of office this november.

http://thepriceofloyalty.ronsuskind.com/thebushfiles/

OK First of all I want to make it clear that I abhor fowards ,that email clogging phenomena, however I just read one that is pretty funny so I am putting it here for your enjoyment.

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.

Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.

You’re in Florida ... In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You’re trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water – he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is - it’s George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer Prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world’s most powerful men.

And here’s the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select colour film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

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Don't you think Zingers raspberry and coconut look like scabs ? Well,I do so that is what they should be called. From here on out these snack items are to be called Scabcakes . Audrey is on board and I suggest you get on too.

Our History with Iraq - Oct. 22, 2002

OOOH we caught Saddam Hussein big deal I remember when he was our buddy it will be interesting to hear all the info he will disclose when he testifies .I wonder how many US companies and government agencies he will expose . We probably were looking so hard for weapons because we gave them to him in the first place. Whatever happened to Osama ,oh I remember he is a Bin Laden and Bush is their pal, too bad they couldn't keep their son from ramminng planes into our buildings and threatening terrorist attacks all the time . As long as we control the oil everything is OK right.

As I am getting a sore throat and have been moving staff around to cover for the sick ones at work I got to
thinking about socialized medicine and how our country doesn't and then I thought well, yes we do.The law here in the good old USA says that hospitals must treat people in emergency situations so if you are sick just go to the local ER and give them a bunch of fake info and voila free medical care . Now don't get too excited you are not going to get anything but the most basic action and you will probably not get help fur the flu or stuff like that .Or if you don't really have any assets you can give them the real info and just never pay if enough people fail to pay hospitals maybe the government will step in for a bail out I mean they helped the airlines why not the medical industry? just a thought . Or everyone could get off their asses and vote for a president and congress that are not imperialistic assholes and put some people with half a brain .I think we should elect someone who has struggled at some point in their life . Name one president who had at any point in his life or his families life that had to move money around take out a high interest loan or let the car insurance run out to make ends meet HA. I say if you make more than 40,000 a year you are not eligible for political service.

It seems that if you want someone to really listen you should use a computer, that seems to scare some "professionals".

Man, there are alot of people in my house it is really loud.WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE