I was looking at Yesterland ,a website about Disneyland (I have never been myself my family was more into zoos and museums and free things) and it seems that Disney has lost its way in the 50s and 60s there were all sort of cool attractions about space, pirates, cowboys and all sort of other stuff. Now it seems it is all about here are some rides that relate to movies and lame videos we made and the merchandise you should buy to go along with it.

I have been meaning to write about DJ Danger Mouse's Grey album the mix of JayZ's Black album and The Beatles White Album .I was excited to hear it even though I am not a Jay Z fan well I have to say I was disappointed .Maybe it is because I don't like jay z much but really it isn't very good at all and DJ danger Mouse could have matched Jay's flow a little better .Now I see another DJ has mixed with Metallicas Black album hmmmm we will see this act and its distribution will surely cause Lars to get all worked up again and that is always good as he was onne of the loudest mouths helping to spoil the party in the first place.

The cough medicine I recently bought has this warning : Ask a doctor before use if you have a cough that occurs with too much phlegm (mucus). Now this gets me thinking, how much phlegm is too much and who decides what is an appropriate amount . Is there a council on phlegm amount standards or is this a personal decision . This will surely need further research.

So I am at the office Max and I am getting some CDRs when this aspiring rapper or whatever and his sidekick are loudly looking for some music cdrs making certain everyone knew what they were shopping for .Being the swell and friendly guy I am I feel the need to help these guys out and give them the wisdom that they are getting ripped off if they buy "Music Cdrs" as there really isn't any difference inn them and good quality regular media .So rather than thank me and but what they want anyway or actually try the regular kind they have to argue their point of view that there is a difference and they know . Maybe they thought I was from the mess up rap music secret society who tricks rappers into buying inferior media by praying on the budget concsious mind of the struggling artist . It made me think why would I want to help some random idiot out in the first place. Or perhaps I was using this innocent bystander in my subconscious war against big business. Maybe I wanted to make them look stupid for being loud and stupid.Oh well who cares anyway.

Everyone should go to my shop on CafePress and buy offensive stuff. Well only offensive to idiots.

It certainly hhas been a while since a post oh well . Went to Detroit to visit family and deliver the ford Fiesta I sold to Karens uncle. The plan was for me to drive it up .I put a fresh battery in it the night before, I was a little concerned as it had never ran quite right . Thr orange beast had never wanted to rev past 3000 rpm severely restricting acceleration .I took off the air cleaner as an afterthought and zoooooooom the car was like a mini rocket it spun the tires in second. I began to think i should keep it . We got all ready for adventure two way radios and all headed out got about 40 miles and the car said ....no. It just sputtered and quit I figured it must be the fuel pump and with a two year old and increasingly more irritated wife we just went to the only truck place and plunked down 3 bills for a big truck and a car trailer to take the thing on up .Of course the car fired right up and i drove it onto the trailer . the drive went fine from there on and the new owner was excited about the non running car (he later bought a $21 ignition module annd all is well) .Audrey had bug 2 year old fun giving Grandma Froody a hard time and tested out her skills at getting what she wants at any cost be it whining crying or looking cute they all work in their own way. I now have only one car and can begin the garage area clean up . It is amazing how much trach and junk a person will pile up behind a fence.After I write this stuff I wonder why anyone would read it,nnot that i care either way.

The last was a funny one but here is some info that proves that there is nothing funny about our imperial leader and yet another reason to get him out of office this november.

http://thepriceofloyalty.ronsuskind.com/thebushfiles/

OK First of all I want to make it clear that I abhor fowards ,that email clogging phenomena, however I just read one that is pretty funny so I am putting it here for your enjoyment.

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.

Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for the test to work accurately.

You’re in Florida ... In Miami, to be exact. There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are a CNN photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You’re trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it.

Suddenly you see a man in the water – he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.

Suddenly you know who it is - it’s George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer Prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world’s most powerful men.

And here’s the question (please give an honest answer):

Would you select colour film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?

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Don't you think Zingers raspberry and coconut look like scabs ? Well,I do so that is what they should be called. From here on out these snack items are to be called Scabcakes . Audrey is on board and I suggest you get on too.

Our History with Iraq - Oct. 22, 2002

OOOH we caught Saddam Hussein big deal I remember when he was our buddy it will be interesting to hear all the info he will disclose when he testifies .I wonder how many US companies and government agencies he will expose . We probably were looking so hard for weapons because we gave them to him in the first place. Whatever happened to Osama ,oh I remember he is a Bin Laden and Bush is their pal, too bad they couldn't keep their son from ramminng planes into our buildings and threatening terrorist attacks all the time . As long as we control the oil everything is OK right.

As I am getting a sore throat and have been moving staff around to cover for the sick ones at work I got to
thinking about socialized medicine and how our country doesn't and then I thought well, yes we do.The law here in the good old USA says that hospitals must treat people in emergency situations so if you are sick just go to the local ER and give them a bunch of fake info and voila free medical care . Now don't get too excited you are not going to get anything but the most basic action and you will probably not get help fur the flu or stuff like that .Or if you don't really have any assets you can give them the real info and just never pay if enough people fail to pay hospitals maybe the government will step in for a bail out I mean they helped the airlines why not the medical industry? just a thought . Or everyone could get off their asses and vote for a president and congress that are not imperialistic assholes and put some people with half a brain .I think we should elect someone who has struggled at some point in their life . Name one president who had at any point in his life or his families life that had to move money around take out a high interest loan or let the car insurance run out to make ends meet HA. I say if you make more than 40,000 a year you are not eligible for political service.

It seems that if you want someone to really listen you should use a computer, that seems to scare some "professionals".

Man, there are alot of people in my house it is really loud.WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am certain everyone will be thrilled to know that I am blogging from the couch without any wires woo whee of course I am broadcasting my internet connection to the neighborhood still swell.

Yeah I know I just read it I see the keyboard errors but i am too lazy to fix them. Deal.

I know I am always on the christian bashing tip but this is a good one .This sunday we has the "installation" of our pastor at work to "increase the level of spirituality ,that is if by increase you mean disrupt programming ,pay some guy simply by the virtue of his lisence to the religion of one religion by one religion to residents of a state and religious organisation funded facility thusly breaking the law an increase in spirituality. Now dont get me wrong this is a nice guy it just seems amazingly stupid to give someone with so little knowlege of the nature of our residents such free reign .I mean this guy actually says in his fellowship time that we force the residents to attend that all other religions are fake and stupid and if you consider them to be real in any way or even have any good ideas you are bound for hell. Added to this he told a very young resident with severe neurological impairment such as hearing voices and impulse control problem that he has demons inside him. SO at this installation they handed out a program which in itself is an excellent example of the stupidity of christianity and why it is nothing but a tool of ignorance and a detrement to society as a whole. On the first page they have the invocation which tells the audience their parts etc.. Below is a direct transcription along with my comments.


Pastor I was glad when they said unto me,let us go into the house of the lord. Ok everyone was already in the chapel which I suppose is where they were talking about unless house is a metaphor.whatever
Congregation It is good to worship god at all times. That must be the reason for the most obnoxious christians sayin" praise the lord " in response to everything . dont you hate that
Pastor Who is the god we worship. I noticed in the handout that there was no question mark because we all know Pastor john tells us there is only one true god we knoew this because he said so.
Congregation He is our creator,he made the earth,the universe,man and woman.ok they knew the people wouldnt understand the rhetorical question so ther was the annswer so there wouldnt be any misunderstanding.
Pastor What is gods name once again no question mark and i remember that you arent supposed to say his name something like yahweh
Congregation His name is jeses he loved us so much thathe came from heaven to die on a cross so our sins could be forgiven Oh this is the one that got me If i remember correctly and I do jesus was the son of god remeber the whole immaculate connceptionn business with mary you know christmas baby jesus etc etc did that story get updated i knnow the trinity bla bla bla anyway on tho the next line
Pastor What does our future hold if we believe in him ok no comment
Congregation On the judgment he will raise us from our graves, give us new bodies and take us to heaven Ok so I thought all goos saved christians went to heaven when they die now it seems they have to wait around in their graves until judgement day well that sucks when did that change .
Together Lord, thank you for this promise.

Ok so obviously i am bias but are htese people complete idiots now they change their own religion and make it worse they spend their whole lives worshiping this invisible guy who never talks to them or shows any proof of his existence and then upon dath they just rot in a grave in the hopes that they did well enough to get a new body on judgment day aaaaaaaaaahhhhh.

Then later in the very same document they contradict themselves yet again in the apostles creed here it is

I believe in god,the father almighty ,creator of heaven and earth .I believe in jesus christ,his only son,our lord.he was concieved by the power of the holy spirit and born of the virgin mary. He suffered under pontius pilate,was crucified,died and was buried.He decended into hell.On the third day he rose again.He ascended into heaven and is seated aty the right hand of his father. He will come againto judge the living and the dead. I believe in the holy spirit ,the holy catholic church,the communion of saints,the forgiveness of sins,the resurrection of the body and the life everlasting amen.

OH GET READY FOR THIS
Firstly didnt they just say earlier that gods nname was jesus and he came to die for our sins ,now we are back to the old story about mary etc but now when jesus is crucified and dies he goes to hell WHAT to hell ok so nnow jesus ,gods own son is not good enough for heaven or even to wait in the grave he goes straight to hell god is as asss in this version but lucily he rises on the third day and gets to go sit at the side of his father in heaven isnt that nice but later he will judge whether the living and dead get to live forever (inheavenn i assume) but wouldnt the dead already be living forever in heaven hmmmm the they say that they believe in the holy catholic church oh thats a big one as this came from the installation of a LUTHERAN PASTOR remember how martin luther formed the lutheran church because he thought the catholic church was messed up oh i hope the big wig lutherans dont hear about this ,anyway i just thought you would just love to hear about the swell proof i was handed that christians are trukly the stupidst people on earth how did they get so big.

Yes I know I havent written anything for quite some time .It would seem that the people in athority at work are completely insane and the recreation department is pretty much being dissolved .So much for art therapy, intramural sports, ceramics , music and everything else I have put in a transfer to a supervisory position and hopefully it will give a simmilar amount of freedom so I can continue some sort of art program.